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A Woman Walked into a Bar

My mom used to always say to me, “Nancy, you’re never going to meet a nice guy in a bar.”  Well, she was wrong.  Thirty-three years ago today, I met a nice man and in a bar.  Happy anniversary to the day my husband and I met.

A conversation between a woman, a man, and two friends.

Two women walk into a crowded bar.  Both women stand near table with two men.

“I’m going to the bar to get us something to drink.  What do you want?” – says friend.

“A beer.  Hey, come back right away, okay?  I don’t want to be by myself all night.” – replies woman.

Friend walks away.  Several minutes go by.  Woman looks for her friend.  Woman begins conversation with man at nearby table.

“Do you want to dance?” – asks woman.

“Who are you talking to?” – says man.

“You.” – responds woman.

“Okay.” – states man.

Woman and man go out on the dance floor, dance several songs, and then return to the table.

“You’re cute.  Have you always been good-looking or are you just practicing?” – says woman,

“Who are you talking to?” – asks man.

“You.” – replies woman.

“Oh.” – answers man.

Man leans over to his friend and whispers.

“Do you know this girl?” – asks man.

“No.” – states friend.

“Well, she’s with me.” – confirms man.



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